August 2014: Tony begins MBA program at Dartmouth.
January 2015: Dartmouth bans hard liquor
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/30/us/in-response-to-student-misconduct-dartmouth-to-ban-hard-liquor-at-parties.html?_r=0

If I know anything about statistics, it's that correlation always implies causation.
Slow down there hoss, we still want our friend around after business school.